Sunday, November 19, 2017

A Spell to Escape From Abuse

This is a serious spell for a serious situation; it calls strong forces, has a high cost, and has life-altering results.  DO NOT cast this spell to "escape from abuse" in a metaphorical sense.  This spell is for actually escaping from actual abuse.  While it is not intended to harm the abuser, that is likely to be a side effect in proportion to the need to escape.  Cast with care.

The spell is provided free of charge in service to Iapetus, the Spear, the father of Prometheus

You Will Need
paper
pen or pencil
matches or a lighter
a toilet
about 8 minutes of fully suspended disbelief

Things It's Nice to Have
paper from a brown shopping bag
a red pen
a picture of the abuser
a red candle, and a way to light it
a toilet
about 30 minutes of fully suspended disbelief on a Tuesday night

Things to Make it Fancy
a paper shopping bag in which your abuser's food was carried
dragon's blood ink and a steel-nibbed pen
the abuser's hair or other body part/fluid
a oil lamp burning chili oil
a swamp
fully suspended belief during the last hour of Saturn on the day of Mars

What to Do
Begin by calming your mental chatter, and suspending your disbelief.
Write the abused's name four times on the piece of paper, one under the other.
Turn the paper 90 degrees, and write the abuser's name over top of yours, while thinking about how they hurt you.  Put the pain into the paper.  Put all that you can of your abuser in the paper.
Say out loud (something like) "This paper is my bondage to ______________.  This paper is the chains that bind me.  This paper is the chains that bind me. (over and over)"
When your disbelief collapses, burn the piece of paper over the toilet, and flush away the ashes.




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